We really need a detective

by Stranger1982

10 Comments

  1. Stranger1982

    Absolutely no idea what the heck happened here, and I bet that reviewer was was as puzzled as they were pissed at this delivery.

    Anyone wanna hazard a guess?

  2. … A detective? You, my friend, need a Witcher.

  3. yugggyuy

    I think a new employee messed up by putting the pizza in face down initially and then not using a new box for the replacement

  4. Mean-Programmer-6670

    My best guess is door dash driver slid the toppings off to make it less obvious that they ate some of it. Toppings will slide off pretty easily when it’s nice and hot.

  5. Own_Carry7396

    The real crime is going to Little Caesars for pizza

  6. shortribz85

    I once had a guy who worked for me in a kitchen as a dishwasher. He was an interesting dude. He was quiet and did his job and was low key. But the longer he worked for me the more i started noticing things that he would do and never have any recollection of doing. Just off the wall shit kinda like this pizza crime. So I learned the hard way he wasn’t allowed to prep food. Later he told me he was homeless and schizophrenic and I know he tried so hard to do good but sometimes the intrusive thoughts won. And saying “what were you thinking!?” to someone like that is not always the most productive or best course of action.

    Night Rider if you’re reading this, I hope you’re doing well.

  7. sniffurpantsu

    Thanos snapped the crust of the first one away.

  8. Ohio-Knife-Lover

    It’s Little Caesers what did you expect?